February 2011
83 posts
ONLY POSERS DIE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
– SLC Punk!
January 2011
107 posts
Can't wait for March 19th.
The day I get an iPhone and also the day I leave to go skiing in Tahoe.
I fucking hate girls.
When people are Christian because they fear going...
lolzy
Reggae music = too fucking chill
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HAHAHAHA THAT IS \M/ AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!1
The Hunger Games series are so good.
If Jehovah’s Wittnesses, Mormons or Christians come to your house:
1) Ask them if they have total faith.
2) Quote Mark 16: 17-18 which says that if you have sufficient faith you can drink poison and not be harmed.
3) Fetch a bottle of Bleach from your bathroom and invite them to drink it.
4) ????
5) Profit
recipeforconfusion:
rootofginger:
Never take life too seriously. Always seek out lightness and laughter, in varying caliber according to your predicament.
Seconded, yo. People these days are much too unhappy and bitchy.
All these happy people around me piss me the fuck...
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Going to London and Paris during summer break
Staying here lol
azizisbored:
I Adopted a Kid! Kind of.
Thanks to CollegeHumor for letting me say awful stuff to nice kids again. Been too long.
I'm so fucking sick of everyone.
Just downloaded Bugdom.
/relive childhood
I'M SO FUCKIN' SWOLL YOUZ GUYZ
I miss WoW.
/get out of my head